BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel just got busted abusing his position to give insane perks to his GIRLFRIEND!
Former conspiracy podcast bozo who was somehow confirmed as FBI director Kash Patel has been hammered with a series of absurd scandals relating to his girlfriend, the irrelevant country music singer Alex Wilkins, mostly for using government jets to go visit her.
Now it’s been revealed that he has given her a FULL FBI PROTECTION DETAIL made up of elite SWAT team members, to protect her from…what, exactly, is unclear.
Not only does this prevent some of our most elite law enforcement agents from being able to respond to actual emergencies like a mass shooting or a terror attack, it is an outrageous misuse of government resources for no reason other than “because he can.”
“There is no legitimate justification for this. This is a clear abuse of position and misuse of government resources,” former senior FBI agent and MS NOW law enforcement contributor Christopher O’Leary said in a report. “She is not his spouse, does not live in the same house or even the same city.”
When Patel was confronted about using a $60 million FBI jet to go watch his girlfriend play a concert at Penn State, Patel claimed that “she is a rock-solid conservative and a country music sensation who has done more for this nation than most will in ten lifetimes.”
What she could have possibly done for this nation is also unknown, but it has been rumored that she works for Israeli intelligence.
Just a completely unserious buffoon who can’t even be bothered to even pretend to aspire to professionalism. He needs to be fired, immediately!