KENNEDY & ELON MUSK LAUNCH FEDERAL PROBE: “NYC 2024 Was the Biggest Ballot Heist Since 1876”
Senator John Neely Kennedy and Elon Musk walked into the press room carrying a 1,200-page dossier stamped TOP SECRET.
Elon spoke first, holding up his phone with the tweet that already hit 127 million views:
“NYC 2024 election = biggest ballot scam since 1876. I’m personally bankrolling $100M to expose every dirty fingerprint. Game over.”
Kennedy slammed the stack on the podium like a judge’s gavel:
“Elon called me at 2 a.m. After ten minutes I said, ‘Son, we’re not investigating; we’re digging up a graveyard.’”
The bombshells they dropped froze every reporter in the room:
1.47 million NYC ballots printed on paper with zero security watermarks
68,000 mail-in envelopes carrying the exact same thumbprint (already traced to a DNC consultant in Brooklyn)
3 a.m. “ballot mules” caught on Starlink cameras dropping 400-pound sacks into unguarded boxes
42,000 dead voters still registered at addresses now listed as Starbucks
Kennedy looked straight into the C-SPAN lens:
“This isn’t fraud. This is felony organized crime wearing an ‘I Voted’ sticker.”
AG Pam Bondi just signed the raid warrants.
FBI teams are hitting six NYC warehouses at dawn.
The graveyard just got floodlights.